I was spending a good hour on Warcraft III earlier trolling some faggot. God how I hate people, and, man, is being a cunt fun. So, I had the idea to troll real people. Just random people I know and make them miserable. Which brings me to the question. Why do I bother with social interactions where I clearly hate people?

My first answer is dependency. People need social contact to stop themselves from going mad. One, I am mad. Two, I talk to myself(Good cooking recipes). Three, who the fuck do I need?
So my second guess is socio-phobia, which, I believe is horse. Most people would say that I am afraid of persecution of my faults. That I hide myself so that no-one may know my true side and hate me for it. The last thing I need is someone to hate me, when I clearly hate myself. This seems believable, unless, of course, YOU'VE MET ME! I honestly don't give a shit about what people say to me, I have a thousand and one things to say back which will hurt them. Now, obviously, I am not going to do personal things around people or go into things that I don't want others knowing/seeing but that doesn't make me socially afraid.
3, I actually hate myself to a point that I cannot stand the thought of being alone. I'm not dependent on people, but more that I need someone to distract me from my real hatred. Believable, I guess. I do, though, spend 90% of my time alone, and I mean alone like, will scream my fucking head off at my sister if she even looks at me.
4, conformation. I really want to be around people to feel normal, to feel like I am something. I want to be around people and fit to standards so that I know that I am not an outsider, that I am not a freak. Which, is also horse. My WHOLE life I have strived to be an outsider. When I was younger(I think Year 1) my teacher was for some reason talking about how it's okay for a boy to own a Baby born. So, from that day for a while, I wanted a Baby born. Not for the fact of owning one, for the fact of being different, being unique. When I realised that Baby born's were shit, that fad dissipated quick.
The final(That I can think of), 5, I actually like people. ... ... ... I really don't think I have any ways of making that seem like me, and I have too much to say as to why it's not.

So, I ask my (3) friends to tell me, why you think I am socially inept. Do you agree with any of the above or do you have your own theory? All ideas welcome, and I'm not gay. Get over it.